Be a patriotic American! Vote Chipmunk!
We at the Chipmunk Party hold these self evident truths:
The "True American" (modeled on chipmunk values) is a:
The Chipmunk Party platform welcomes immigrants of any species to this land but recommends that they leave their foreign ideologies, institutions, and ways of life behind them, and become real Americans by adopting wholeheartedly the chipmunk way of live.
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"Start every day with a smile and get it over with" (W.C. Fields)